Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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