This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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