Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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