If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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