I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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