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• (440): View more from Ohio

  im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?

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  Nowhere

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day

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• (858): View more from California

  Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.

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• (415): View more from California

  You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.

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