Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

Call me when you're up

(619): View more from California

Great dream, you were in it

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(704): View more from North Carolina

happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.

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(678): View more from Georgia

better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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(703): View more from Virginia

oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again

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(954): View more from Florida

you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.

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(315): View more from New York

If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars

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