You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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