i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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