Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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