id be glad to
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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