I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think people are normalizing furries
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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