Jerry, you need to find god
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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