Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize
