Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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