David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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