That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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