why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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