its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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