turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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