How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
