I should be sponsored by Trojan
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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