So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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