at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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