Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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