I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Can I color on your dick again?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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