we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I need moral support for this bender
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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