Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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