I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just had sex on a roof
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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