So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
well most of my day revolves around power hour
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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