i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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