Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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