Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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