Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
