Quick, to the slutcave!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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