oh god the rape fog is back!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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