I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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