it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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