my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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