In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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