Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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