I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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