And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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