yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Let's paint friendship bongs
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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