North Korea, Best Korea!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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