if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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