ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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