I think my vagina is haunted
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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