Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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