You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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