i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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