i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Blow job season was short but glorious.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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