On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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