Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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