we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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