Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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