Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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