I'm pants shitting drunk right now
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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